AS BAD AS PEOPLE SAY? resident evil 6 (#1)
firm patrons say they are named after the pride of the priest resident evil 6 press any key point on a key point zombie outbreak i have never played this Razzy but i have heard bad things about it that is it inverts no options to do any controls so a terrible start to this crap game if i could invert this camera i would be done instantly I’ll stop playing it, no inversions, never played a mobile game, now they suck, oh I played angry birds once, that was rubbish, who’s code is Leo Kennedy oh I need options to invert the controls, stupid game, well where are the options in this shitty game, let’s go, you mean this game can’t be inverted, you know the up and down changes. Because that’s the end of this game let’s go, invert it, why? I’ll just drag you down, let’s go, who are you, take the keyboard, you won’t get off that easy, let’s go soldiers, the music is moving today, we’ve been through it, it’d be a waste to give up now, I’ve been through too many keyboards. Mate, press it, I can’t see anything in the dark and I’m looking at the chat, it would annoy me wouldn’t it? There’s no difficulty option so it’s just the default normal mode and that’s it I don’t know if I’ll keep playing depending on how bad it is Well, it’s a dead man, so what’s Lon Kennedy’s go to? Where are you going? ok, this way, i think kennedy has passed rez two and four i mean, it’s nothing, let’s take a break, look at the texture on that door, it looks like it’s there hunnicutt glad to hear you’re ok, where’s helena? She’s not doing well, she needs treatment Do you have any more herbs? I don’t have any, I’m sure they’ll help Okay, listen, follow my instructions, choose to mix, a lot of good agents died here today, you won’t be added to that list mate, I’m a green elder, don’t worry, can’t let your guard down for a second, heal me, I tried to heal you before, what happened, what do you think? ok, they’ll heal, thank you rez, that’s the benchmark for worse, rez, what are you doing, you need to get out of there yes, we’re going to the quad tower, it’s too dangerous, there are BSA agents and survivors there, I can’t abandon them, ok, let me help, I’ll direct you to the safest route. thanks, i’ve sent the field guide to your pda, you can refer to it in case of an emergency, are you going to stand up and fight? The challenge is right. – Hmm. Is that a dead end? ok it’s moving fast now the camera’s a bit too fast today play the guide again even though it’s obvious where I’m going it’s like that collaborator we have to find that door at the same time city of the future city of the squirrels one more time can we get to the tower from this way dear the gun’s behind it yes keep going in that direction it sounds like she’s saying the picture looks worse than red z5 worse, why is that? What is this about? It’s like an online game or something, what kind of camera position is this, a zombie comes out of here, they come out of the world, out of the wall, they kick around with your ninja, can’t see what’s happening, well I kicked this zombie Clion just picked up his Rain of the City style thing and he’s moving around on the keyboard, no time control, if I just hold it down and die like evil with this ridiculous score that sounds like a movie and a bad movie well what a horrible score shaking him yeah they are falling and somersaulting and flying at the slowest speed this is at the end of the game and at the beginning my controller’s vibrator broke and vibrated in a confusing way throwing that zombie out the damn window you idiot this Everything was horrible.
She’s been with the Secret Service since last year. I’m so glad to hear you’re both okay. I don’t want to rush the introductions, but I need a report on your situation. Who’s this woman I’m working with? He was infected and by the time we found him, LION had already done what he had to do I’m LION and he saved my life, God help us All right, I’ll file a report, you two just focus on getting out of there The virus has spread three miles beyond the perimeter of the campus and it’s not slowing down You need to hurry, before we check the cathedral in Tahloq Agent Kennedy has a lead that might tell us A lead that might tell us who’s responsible for this. Is it true about LION? i think i might have something, roger, i’ll figure out the safest route to visit, keep your radio on, are you darling, because you don’t look like you’re on anymore, i’ll have to take you if you come with me, who are you, come with me, if i want to live, i have all the ps1 games, i have a legit copy, not the other downloads, yeah, honestly, i don’t like roms or This church is cool, honest, you have some sins to confess I I can’t move anymore bro, why not? I can’t run anymore, we better be careful because this is scary stuff, you’re telling me everything, once we get to the cathedral, the deal, my dear residents will be back in Raccoon City, kind of like uh, over the shoulder, but you know the horror again right away Raz did death to me, well we need to hold on that long to see that, why can’t I run, people tell me it’s scary, these graphics Worse than a messy fire, why is it so bad? look at one of them, aim for the head, that’s the best bet you’ve got yeah, sure it’ll do well in the ring Chris but they didn’t give me an early copy, no information for me, it pisses me off this is where the reception is, they’re all here for dinner now if you think someone can survive a balloon, ok, I can’t shoot, don’t make me shoot, who? Are you a nerd? Are you okay? Which Raccoon City operation is the fog? that’s that fog on the internet that came out of nowhere lizzy wait let me go it’s too dangerous my daughter she’s all alone if we don’t do something ok i understand but if you don’t squash it you won’t survive to save her you understand the message i played as razzy to recreate the reggie seven amrez eight lizzy is your daughter ok let’s go get her leon we don’t have time for that today I’m in a hurry, I’m out of bullets on me, this agent Belen comes out with an unloaded gun, why is he holding it, especially I’m not holding bullets, I’m holding my gun, come on man, come on, can’t you run? I saw the first bad Red Rover movie, that was enough to make me give up on this life Oh, it was a fire, well, we gotta find her Yeah, we’re going slow, thank you, that’s your dad, why are we going so slow, it’s not terrible, crap, come closer, let me sleep, so far I need to get the lift working again Yeah, it’s locked, but I work here, I have keys don’t open him up we can use my car to open him up thanks let’s find Liz and get the hell out of here I can’t find my gun and there’s no bullets why is he holding it? Where’s Dad, Mum and Liam? They’ve come out and are waiting for us at home you know, Leon Kennedy looks like the evil one they were new when I first played Tomb Raider oh my god it’s boring, how are we going to get out, no rhythm, no nothing. The lift’s out front, oh my god it’s so boring they think that girl jumping out will get anyone but another job oh my god so you can’t run, it’s so annoying I’m glad you guys came I didn’t, we didn’t even have bullets so I wouldn’t be happy if I were you Capcom it’s not terrible I know nothing’s going to attack me because I have no, I have a gun their bullets is coming from somewhere I can feel a cinematic experience well it’s one of the most boring movies I’ve ever seen it’s going to be alright Lizzy you’re going to be alright I hope not she’s changed Liam shot her in the head we’re almost there it’s too late nerd Liz’s cough is worse than mine she’s already eaten her dad and we’re sitting there like idiots we don’t know what to what to do he didn’t expect this he’s played two games and he doesn’t know what to do oh my god never seen you like this before Lon she’s gone shooter you go for a swim I can’t believe it we’ll get used to it it’s either them or us they don’t hesitate why is this happening William is sick of this now after everything he’s been through why does it happen at Raz too something like this i don’t know but it does happen pick up your gun now we have bullets don’t let him in it’s too late hey city range style take you out yeah keep having a cut scene stop we don’t need to fight him it’s a signal for us to get out of here i totally agree the zombies are also a Rezzy thing not a Rezzy 4 thing these creatures are a Rezzy 4 thing that guards the door in three, two, one oh what a hurricane that is, you’re 40 years old now, who still has hurricanes, does anyone here look like they did when they were in their 20’s? you know most people here are in their 40s but you know even when you were in your 30s if you had the hurricane you had in your 20s that’s what you got your protesters you should be standing up and fighting not protesting about doing nothing we can’t do anything protesting about zombies is not going to stop them yeah let’s get more scenes here you would be right let’s get out of here when he’s moving fast When he moves he can really move so that tip sorry I didn’t mean to do that what new ability can I get? Oh yeah, he’s got a good psyche, he can stomp on a zombie’s ass and kill it, we all know that zombies can kick elbows, he can stomp on it, go and stand properly, no bullets this time, martial arts ability, we don’t need a gun.
yeah, yeah, city range guns, it’s red evil martial arts yeah, yeah, I’ll keep messing around with those kicks and jets, Damm might die, but get to the security door, it’ll take you off campus it’s a shop, there’s more stuff to deal with Leon Kennedy you’re gonna lose, you’re really gonna lose, here oh yeah, I don’t think so I think I’m gonna use a gun, if you’re mistaken. Maybe if if you hit it, there’s nothing left, come with me, Liam, pick it up, take your word for it, it’s raining blood here, Hunnicutt, can you open it? sorry, can’t open it from here, you idiot, you’re tripping over something then, the door’s locked, no way out, I can fly kick enemies so I’m really not particularly worried, Stark, shoot that idiot, that zombie knocked me down on me, are you kidding me, more deadly than the enemies of City Rain what a mess, his name is King. Nothing, but still beat me up pretty good, though I shook my hand, no problem, I beat the shit out of that thing, what the hell are you, now headset Leon now lost, see you later. Can you get that stick out of me, I’m going to start using the knife, how do I use it? Sweat out, still kicking, not dice, you don’t, my God, this game sucks, Tyson Leon, you coward, don’t even bother with the knife, that sucks, go right ahead, there you are, keep running, keep running, no, teleport to the card, damn, no key, now I don’t know what I’m looking for, well, no, no. Are we going to go there? We need to get through town without getting killed, right, you forgot me, Leon Helena, are you two okay? – Hang in there, but we need another way to the cathedral. I found an underground passage that’s probably safer.
Yeah, this one’s great. Yeah, this one’s fine with me. We should hurry. What’s wrong? once we get to the cathedral i’ll tell you everything there’s a very small button on it the camera spins so fast it makes me dizzy like lion helena we’ll lose contact while you’re in there i’ll still follow your movements but watch out, johnny zombies are coming oh a jumping zombie elite yes you’re alive you think you’re strong put your own axe point it at you and throw the axe away yes throw away that perfect melee weapon, keep that knife, it’s too good you idiot, who’s driving that car at the end of the world, zombies, zombie express, pick up all the undead, only the undead have undead passports, I think Keith zombie is driving that train, honestly only zombies have the critical intelligence to drive a train, electric zombies are coming , zombies are on it is this the way we’re going to go? That was the first cool thing in the game, the lights and zombies coming out of the turning tunnels was kind of cool, it was the first exciting moment in this crap game, we were just running around and fighting these creatures, it blew my mind, why didn’t they come up with that shitty XNA your crap game? Where am I standing now? I’m not running mate, it’s keeping me busy, I don’t know where the train is, it’s supposed to be on the track I’m on, isn’t it? It’s locked but I can open it from the inside Yeah, no, there they keep coming, they won’t die, won’t die at any critical point, stop stronger than any shitty bullet, how do I get you on Groningen or La Landra or whatever your name is. brightness cranked up mate, push you through because you’re blocking the way for leon kennedy to turn at a key point, a key approach, oh yeah, precise phasers, leon x kennedy jr jr no, it’s this way mate, hey hey, i need you to open this door, come on, i gotta say peter please get off the zombie express, it’s dangerous, stay away the timed explosives we put in there, he won’t get there in time how many bullets do you need? You need to get through that career, kick him over the barricade, get through the very full key, oh good, you made it, you can get to the street level, what are the conditions to stop it? How did that thing teleport? This game turns into Rain on the City but incompetent Danny, fireman Sam never takes your weapon and then puts it down even though it’s useful, so smart hero, this guy’s a zombie driving a car running zombies, now even though this isn’t Rezzy, these things are mutating, the zombies just left, bye bye, and then you just stay in that car. I want to fight you and then you stupid zombie let that survivor leave the key point, you think I’m scared of zombies, wrong guy kid kick you can’t go that way, we’ve got it in us, don’t worry, huh zombies with machine guns these things are smarter than any zombie you’ve ever seen, I don’t think we’re going that way, here we go again, here we are zombies behind me but I’m moving in I moving very cautiously, it’s an invincible animation, I’m going to ignore the zombie behind me because he’s right behind me, he’s a he’s a memory, close the door, if you pretend the zombie isn’t there, there’s nothing they can do oh yeah, you’ve got a shotgun, I’ve got one too, but no bullets, so eat your man, enjoy your food, let me fall down, let me fill my stomach it’s a kundun , it’s a konden, it’s a thing or you look like something when it finally gets here oh yeah it’s like a ghost train you human uploader screaming, you’re human out there which way you go I go behind you zombies we just don’t turn back zombies can’t come don’t turn back at any point powerless he does we have to help ourselves first eliminate the enemy at a critical point you stupid human what kind of Cheap hit, in a crap – switch scenes and they move on, screamer Marvin is forever walking among the dead because it’s a big room and he’ll never bother me if I don’t get in his way, ready for me to move on, Marvin happens to be the direction I’m going and I’m nailed thanks to Marvin.