Splatoon 3 will be released this September, and it looks so good you’ll want to cry – Analysis


Hello lovely P Politics from Nintendo lives here and nowhere Nintendo has just released a brand new umm I don’t want to say trailer but a brand new you know game article for Splatoon 3 as well as a release date of September 9 this year umm it makes it clear why Xenoblade 3 is no longer releasing in September how about I’m busy today so instead of discussing it with myself I thought we should do a dissection and take you through the trailer and I’ll see if I can find anything interesting, I’ve watched it several times and yes I apologize for the orange dot in the top right corner of the screen, I can’t get rid of it, thanks Mac OS. but let’s not worry about that, now let’s get started, so we got it loaded and obviously for God’s sake there’s nothing to say here , so this is new, apparently, um, there’s some sort of label around each person’s name, background and stuff like that, including like a little tagline or something like that. I don’t know what those numbers mean and I don’t think we’re going to find out anytime soon, but we hope we do, and that’s the turf battle, and obviously we’ve got a new starting point for coffee machines or espresso machines, even though technically it’s a controversial espresso issue. But as you can see, as we’ve seen before, they’re launching in this area, so there doesn’t seem to be a standard spawn point anymore, and maybe there’s Well, I kind of wish we could see it, but as far as I know, we don’t But I’ll keep an eye out when we record this, just in case we can see here that this team… … We don’t see slosher in action from slosher’s point of view… … But we do have slosher..Splatoon 3 will be released this September, and it looks so good you'll want to cry - Analysis

. … There are octopus brushes… … There are splash stores… … We have the new Bow Weapon.
Splatoon 3 will be released this September, and it looks so good you'll want to cry - Analysis
.. … In the yellow team, we don’t know its name… … Pretty standard start… You can see a new stunt in the top right, we’ll get a better look later, there’s a splattershot pro splat roller and splat charger over here, pretty standard stuff, so nothing majorly new here um, except this level is obviously new uh, this stage is um, in fact they’ve actually listed it, haven’t they, where is it? Eel tail Eel tail alley Eel tail alley, that’s the name of it We’re going to see some new interesting stuff Nothing major, just the standard standard turf battles, which felt a bit slow for me, but at the end I was playing Splatoon 2 with very, very skilled players. It’s new but it’s a little bit of interest, it seems to be some sort of alternative or replacement, I think we don’t know for sure for the point tracker um because you can see it being thrown with a bang and it seems to be almost almost hit scanning um, let’s see it um, frame by frame just to see if we can see any travel I think there is there is some so it’s not hit scanning but it’s very fast compared to most things um in Splatoon and Splatoon 2. I think it’s a very typical phenomenon to have a little icon around them that shows that they’ve been marked and it seems to continue to show the trace so the marker will be marked as well but to a lesser extent and we don’t know if the trace will stay there or if it will follow the thrower, I think it will stay there but we just don’t know, but we could see one of these new special weapons, I think.
Splatoon 3 will be released this September, and it looks so good you'll want to cry - Analysis
This is Trisuke, kind of like Yingsuka but not exactly the same, they got a couple of good splatters on it, um, pretty standard, but um, interestingly enough, it seems kind of like inkzooka but not like vertical, which honestly, that’s not a bad thing, that thing could be the killer, um, we see another one here, which is um, I believe it’s called Big Bubble, um. You can see um, the blue one firing there. As you can see, that’s an impenetrable shield and we don’t know if it’s impenetrable, but you can see that you can shoot out of it, but you can’t shoot in or more likely it has to do with the color of it so in this case, the blue ink can go through, but the yellow ink can’t and that’s interesting, we see a little bit of a splash roller and that’s all we see, we just need to see What happens next What happens next is… … We can see an interesting thing… … Let’s jump forward a little bit…
Splatoon 3 will be released this September, and it looks so good you'll want to cry - Analysis
… This is a new stunt… … I don’t believe it has a name… … It hadn’t been revealed before this..
Splatoon 3 will be released this September, and it looks so good you'll want to cry - Analysis
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