Wrapped up in my lover is me Why do you want to ruin music I think you know why I don’t think I start with “L” Lesbians are lost, Max We’re lost, we’re just geographically shifted Yeah, lost, that’s debatable Oh, what’s up, honey, that’s great, thank you Thank you, the roads are getting worse here I guess it’s part of the country camp Oh, yeah That’s right, where we’re going I lost track of it 200 miles ago, 200 miles ago? Yeah, you know what Max is? You know, if Columbus hadn’t gotten lost and landed on these golden shores, there wouldn’t be a United States of America. Goodbye, hot dogs, goodbye, apple pie. Columbus never landed in North America. What are you talking about? Are you serious? Just another guy who doesn’t want to admit he’s lost, okay, just another guy who bears his name, so put this in your pipe and smoke it.
Oh, my God. Okay, get us to camp before I roll my eyes out. I’m trying. I’m working on it.
What’s that? Yeah, yeah, but seriously, what’s wrong with a normal map? That’s the normal map. The one on the phone. Of course it’s not. Okay, let’s see, we’re.
.. I don’t think they put summer camps on the map. Do you see any signs? Do you see any signs? Hey, eyes on the road, Max.
Are you okay? Yeah, I mean still in one piece. Oh, my God, do you think that’s a bear? No, no Max, I’m not a bear, what is that? really close, really close, but maybe we don’t have anything, I really got the car going maybe it looks worse than it is before we start it up again I should check the damage can you get that tool box of mine out of the trunk yes, okay Max, why don’t you tell me, thank you honey do you need any help? In fact, if you could shine a light here, you’d be perfect Thank you, the sooner we get out of here, the better Imagine yourself huddled up in front of a big fire pit, singing campfire songs, that’s fine I don’t think people huddle up in front of big fire pits Why not? They don’t want to catch fire Imagine yourself thrown in front of a big fire pit Any place is better than here Where are you going? right here, wait right there okay, i’m almost done, you’re not the boss of me i just don’t want you running around by yourself sorry, i didn’t mean that yeah, better not i’m sorry, i really need to focus, okay yeah, i think there’s someone down there okay, what is that, they could be hearts i’ll go check it out, good idea lola, you’re so thoughtful um, so what the hell is this. Silas, dog boy, oops, this is so weird, Silas, where are you, silence, max, max, hey, why are you yelling, oh my god, what the hell is that car, now do you see it? No, but I heard something, let’s get out of here, come on, God, I thought you said you checked, I checked, it’s okay baby, I know you’re nervous I know you’re nervous, but you gotta calm down Okay, I’m not nervous, Max, I’m freaking out It’s probably just an animal, or not an animal, you didn’t see it was a woman Oh, that doesn’t help Okay, go there. we’re going, we’re fine look, please take us out i’m trying, we’re fine, we’re safe in the car we’re going to be fine oh my god my heart is going to explode hey officer, how are you doing tonight? Did any of you get hurt? No, she hit her head, barely.
I mean I can, I can’t even feel my butt, not my head. I’m fine, really, we’re fine. We’re just a little shaken up. Can you guys tell me what’s going on here? we um, something jumped out right in front of the car and we didn’t want to hit it so we made a turn and now here we are something jumped out um, an animal, you know um, it just didn’t know what kind it was it was so fast um, it was probably a deer sir keep the car running sir is this kind of like all – I don’t know, this is my first time as a cop yeah, I’m not a criminal You guys want to tell me what the hell you’re doing at this late hour? we’re going to core camp in hackett, we’re new counselors you guys are a night early no we knew that but we wanted to get in early and see what was going on I mean they knew we were coming we called ahead to be honest to be honest one of us exaggerated our navigation skills and got us totally lost you can’t go there it’s a quarry not tonight ha That’s the nearest place you can spend the night Well, I guess we’ll stick to the plan, sir I mean Mr. Hackett knew we were coming, we called ahead No, ma’am, you’re going to the Harbinger Motel, do you understand, with all due respect, sir Why shouldn’t we
