Do you know the difference between watching a horror game as a spectator and being a player? I don’t have as much time to watch God, my God, my God, I don’t have as much time to stop reading like rewind to take notes, my God, raise your hand, how many people shout PBS? Honest boy, I’m a big boy, now honest big brother is cool, like he’s the main character, he’s my guy, he’s my guy, bro, just like let him go, you know he doesn’t ask too much, always had a good attitude, he lived in a can of garbage, bro, I aspire to be more like him as I grow up.
As I get older I hope to be more like him you know, not not not trashy but optimistic, you think? If I told you it was a horror game, mostly about a family that owns a puppet company, would you be interested? That’s okay, we’re playing anyway, bro, we’re here, now just so you understand exactly what we’re dealing with Let me read the synopsis of the game Something terrible has happened to everyone’s favorite Saturday morning puppet show Our friendly neighbor is Gordon, a maintenance man sent to learn about this disturbing predicament Fend off puppets and solve puzzles in this survival adventure game Horror Adventure Wait a minute, that’s my sister calling me to show me I’m on a billboard, bro, you got Danielle lit up, bro, it’s Danielle, by the way, where’s my visor, those are your guys, I mean, I know you all know that, but, I’m Danielle, I’m Dante’s wife, bruh they got me and her on some they put up billboards of me and her on Twitch all over the country, now that’s kind of cool, speaking of Dante, we’re supposed to be playing that Elden ring this week so call him up on Twitch, bro, we’ll have fun, it’s not about that, sorry for the shameless plug, my friendly neighborhood, this game was actually created by Jake and Evolution, two brothers who created it.
It was created by two brothers Jake and Evan Simonski, I hope I got your name right, it’s so exciting to play this game, if Sesame Street is a horror game, let’s do it, it’s just a demo, I don’t know when the release date is, but we’re gonna get into this game bro, the difficulty for the average player and the difficulty for those with horror survival experience, and I’ve been fascinated by their Map Oh my God, Squidward’s daughter is right in front of me, bro, come on, Abe, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to, she was just trying to teach me a lesson You seem to be stuck in the basement Your ass is in my face Rick, stupid puppet, I fucked up No, no, no, no, no, no, I tripped, I tripped, bro, I can tell the truth, I was in Casamigos before this Took a shot, a shot, hold my green screen, let’s go, how you doing? you seem to be stuck in the basement, how do I get out Ricky oh I don’t know, I’ve never been down why is your overalls in a knot, I want to go to the roof you need to drop this crap about antennas, it looks bad, it’s unprofessional, it’s my job, look Gordy, I know our workflow I know our procedures are a little rough, but don’t judge the show by the pilot judge the show by the pilot By the way, I’d like to hide again, what is it this time? Ray of course is the best monster janitor ever but doesn’t like people trespassing on his territory a little grumpy, aggressive happy so to speak all you puppets are fine Ray has always been grumpy even before the shutdown so they moved him here the only way out is the elevator and he doesn’t know how to use the buttons but that doesn’t help him get it through the tube elevator oh silly me I forgot about the elevator Gordon, I won’t I won’t bother the cables are probably rusted I don’t think they’re even running anymore I’ll take my chances Wow, they talk a lot bro, I gotta go wash my hair Look, Yoshi’s braids, what hair are you talking about His name is Yoshon Yeah, I gave him a moral name because he has braids I’ll be honest, I wasn’t paying attention to any of this To be honest, I wasn’t paying attention All this, I’m just looking at his nose so I can be comfortable all night You’re friendly, bro, you’re friendly, bro, you’re friendly, blah blah blah, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, don’t touch me, don’t touch me, even though the door is locked, not with me, not with me.
What am I playing at, bro, can I come in the door? What am I playing? Oh, no, this lighting you know, you know the difference between watching a horror game as a spectator and being a player as a player, bro, I don’t have that luxury, oh my god, I don’t have that luxury like rewi
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