It was just a normal Friday afternoon and I was pounding the keyboard editing my funny little Youtube post and I got a pretty funny DM from my friend hakuling that said splatoon 3 real estate wait what oh my god Splatoon 3 release date revealed Nintendo Switch pinch me it’s true oh boy yo we got we got like title cards and stuff guys this spawning animation is so clean it’s disgusting I’m a big fan of this we already know where we can choose to jump in so look at this man let’s go to the game oh man this looks so disgusting what’s that on the top right is that the ink sucker I don’t think so what’s that on the top right what’s that particular thing I’m sorry if it’s like a return Splatoon one thing.
I don’t think it’s good, so we’ve got the crab cyborg, we know it’s not inkszooka, I don’t think that’s what it is, I don’t know, but it looks disgusting, it’s got three charges, maybe it’s inksuka attention seeking bass dropper for me, although I’m really mate, there’s so much, there’s so much decompression, what is that, what am I looking at, is that a vacuum cleaner? Is that a vacuum cleaner? We’ve got the Poltergeist now, my goodness, well we’re going to look at this zipper castle yeah, they’ve really turned into Luffy, I’ve watched a lot of ONE PIECE, my goodness, so I remember when we first saw this crap neck, we thought it was just an automatic bomb, like a little thing that you throw down, no, you go full Guru and Lagan , you get into your.
Gundam looks disgusting what are those things? Is that a submarine? I’m sorry if we’ve seen that before, is that a stingray? I don’t know if we’ve seen it before, but that looks kind of like a stingray, that’s an ink attack, but you can fire it three times because Dishonored 3, I think that’s what it is? That’s a shield, like a foam shield thing, too much, man, my God my God, we had a little squid sprint, did you see that? You can take a bite of gum, you can flip on the map, you can sprint, you can jump, this game is gonna be sick, it looks amazing, it looks amazing oh my god, look at little John, somebody got him to put hair gel on, he’s going a little crazy, he’s using his edgy face, what the hell is going on oh, I’m looking at this victory screen it looks sick september 9th september 9th It’s really close to summer because it’s like the end of summer, but oh yeah, it’s true, thank you Nintendo, you’ve heard our pleas, you’ve heard our prayers, look at this artwork, it looks gorgeous, everything about this game is permeated with style and pizzazz, oh my god, oh 2022 temptation, isn’t it, Nintendo god damn it.
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