In the arms of my lover, I’m at home, grasping at straws, I have a different story, why did you kill the music, I think you know why, I don’t think I do, it starts with L, like the L word, lesbians are lost, Max, we’re lost, we’re just changing geographically, so lost, it’s debatable. Oh, what’s wrong? Honey, it’s great, thank you, the roads are getting worse here, I guess it’s part of the country camp experience, oh yeah, where we’re going, I lost my way, like 200 miles ago, 200 miles ago, um, do you know what Max is? That doesn’t make you any less of a man If Columbus hadn’t gotten lost and landed on these golden shores, there wouldn’t be a United States of America Goodbye, hot dog, goodbye, apple pie Columbus never landed in North America What are you talking about? What are you talking about? I didn’t even know he wasn’t in Asia.
Are you serious? Just another guy who doesn’t want to admit he’s lost Okay, just another guy who bears his name, so put it in your pipe and smoke it Oh my God, okay, let’s go to camp before I roll my eyes out Please, I’m trying, I’m trying Ah, what’s that? Yeah, yeah, but seriously, what’s wrong with a normal map? It’s the normal map, the one on the phone, of course it’s not Okay, let’s see, we’re..
. I don’t think they put summer camp on the map.
Do you see any signs? Are you okay? Yeah, I mean still in one piece. – Oh, my God, do you think that’s a bear? No, no, Max, that’s not a bear.
– Then what is it? I mean it was really close, really close, but maybe we don’t have anything, I really have this car, maybe it looks worse than it is, I should check the damage before I try to start it, can you get my toolbox from the trunk, okay Max, why don’t you tell me, thank you, honey, do you need help? In fact, if you can light up the place, you go perfect, thank you, the sooner we get out of here the better, imagine yourself huddled up in front of a big fire pit, singing campfire songs I don’t think people huddle up in front of big fire pits Why not? They don’t want to catch on fire and then imagine themselves growing up in front of a big fire pit anywhere is better than here where are you going? right here, wait right there okay, i’m almost done you’re not the boss of me i just don’t want you wandering off by yourself sorry, i didn’t mean that yeah, better not i’m sorry, i really need to focus for a second okay look, i think there’s someone down there okay, what’s that, they could be hearts i’ll check it out, good idea, Laura, that’s very thoughtful um, well, what the hell is this Silas, dog, boy, this is so weird Silence, so, um, where are you Silence, Max, Max, hey, why are you yelling Oh my God, oh my God, what the hell is that car Now, okay, did you see it No, but I heard something, let’s just get out of here, come on Oh, God, I thought you said you checked it I checked it, it’s normal, baby I know I know you’re nervous, but you gotta calm down Okay, I’m not nervous Max, I’m just freaking out It’s probably just an animal, or not an animal, you don’t see it, it’s a woman It’s not gonna help us Okay, come on, let’s go, we’re fine Look, please take us away Okay, Max, I’m trying, we’re fine We’re safe in the car, we’re gonna be fine Oh, my God, my My heart is about to explode. Hey, Officer, how are you tonight? Did any of you get hurt? No, she hit her head, just barely.
I mean, I can’t even feel my butt, not my head. I’m fine, really, we’re fine. We’re just a little shocked. You want to tell me what happened here? we um, something jumped out right in front of the car and we we didn’t want to hit it so we made a U-turn and now here we are something jumped out and it’s an animal yeah, just don’t know what kind of animal it is, it’s going too fast yeah, it’s probably a deer sir, keep your speed up sir is this the scariest situation? I don’t know, it’s my first time as a cop Yes, I’m not a criminal Can you guys tell me what the hell you’re doing at this late hour? we were going to core camp at Hackett, we were new counselors you guys were a night early no we knew that but we figured we should get there early and get it looked at you know, I mean they knew we were coming we called ahead we called ahead to be honest sir one of us exaggerated our navigation skills and got us totally lost you can’t go to hack That’s the quarry, not the Harbinger Motel tonight That’s the closest place you can spend the night Well, I guess we’ll stick to the plan, sir I mean Mr. Hacker knew we were coming and we called ahead No, ma’am, you’re going to the Harbinger Motel
