In this July and August we can finally get Splatoon 3 in our hands, but while you wait, you have run out of things to do in Splatoon 2. I can assure you that no one told you to do these things and you can waste more time before Splatoon 3 is launched, no one said they would be fun though first, while you still have access to math that has water in it, like Sugarfish Camp, and finally you should go fishing What’s a game without a fishing minigame? Throw a few bombs into the water and see if a fish takes the bait, if not, that’s okay, just do it again and again until you don’t want to do it anymore and then you can leave Second, commit some violence, send an innocent squid into the deep end and strengthen those core muscles before you go to Splash Town. You can take speed painting to a whole new level because you only have 5 minutes, better hurry up, and of course, there’s no undo button when you’re painting with a brush. No you won’t, you need something more to do with numbers Okay, fifth, teach you to count and see how many splash walls it takes to convert a splash zone completely, see, let’s do it like a kids show, okay kids, how many splash walls it takes to cover this flat area 1 2 7 14 oh, I’m kind of in the same place 15 23 24 25 26 37 no 40.
oh, your bet is more or less than 50. 46. oh, am I going to run out of time 50. big 5.
0 51. 52. please please please please 53 57 58 59 oh god 60. 61.
kids, how many splash walls would it take to cover this area, let’s see, I shot the area right away, shot two sides, one splash wall, a little bit of paint here for a quick cure, two splash walls three splatter walls, four slant walls 39 40. I’m going crazy 41 63. come on, this area is so purple 64 65 66 67 68 69 oh oh no, we did it number six, when Grizzco closes, make wild animal noises outside of it and pretend you’re close to the inevitable salmon ark in Splatoon 3. It’s there, probably right there.
Seventh, play Squid Beat but with only one button to see which song you can still get the most points for, etc. I think I ended up picking the right button. If you’re really interested, try using different levels of running speed and see how much of a difference it makes, the pure running speed you got in 2018 is finally going to come in handy now Ninth, try walking from one side of the square to the other while activating as few of the square’s pillars as possible This is my attempt, I know going right is definitely not..
. But I think going this way will bump into the people at the sign over there, but if I can bump into them, that’s great, that’s great, I can’t go down the middle, I can’t go down the middle, I don’t want to see him, I don’t want to see him, okay, that’s the trick, we’re going to try to go around without activating the pillars over there, okay, no, that’s two, no, only three, okay, four, wait, let’s try that Let’s try that. One more time, I’ll turn the camera this way to avoid you, and I’ll keep it in place, keep it on the side, will that work? Oh, that one, you, you’ll still get, oh, we’ll still get the other side, okay, so if we try it without two, two, okay, you know what, that’s actually better, we’ll shoot for two, I don’t count those two, number ten needs to relax, the anchovy game has your back, walk over to those little fans, get lost in a never-ending that won’t end trance watching the fan go round and round and round in case they take it away in Splatoon 3, just talk to Judd repeatedly and listen to his silly little meowing voice for a few minutes to get it really into your head. The winner signs out your name.
